Parental Advisory: Soft Porn Content

If you're a parent, you'll like this. If you're a kid, you will, too. If you're both looking, you won't.

Many consider us Asians as, well, lacking. In d-cups, in leisurely sized lips, in bubble butts, and in government. But I prefer to differ. See, Brazilians were born bearing what, two times our body mass? So they are taller, leaner, and bigger than Asians in general. It isn't surprising then, that they're given much more by virtue of flesh. In men, the average size of a penis (though it very seldom matters) is 5-6 inches here in Asia. Westerners pack about 6-8. And you still wonder why most if not all of your porn is American.

But do not underestimate us. In our orients lie beauties unquestionable. And I'm not talking landmarks here. My past romance(s) are Asian-Koreanovela type(s) so it's kind of weird, I guess, that I have a fetish for Asians. Not that the past has anything to do with my sensuality, it's just, weird I think. But enough getting personal. Here are the main and only (and skin-deep) reasons why I love the Asian crowd:

1. Looking flawless in action.

It's simple soccer give-and-go. They're all muddied up. And what is up with those silly numbers on their skin? But man, just look at that. This scene is just as flawless as the girls remain. Proving how important how you look like in motion: just another day in Asia.

2. Sexy without the mainstreamed bumps.

Bulging boobs and stick-out butts have always attended to man's animal instincts. But Asian is a race where someone is still perfect without them. I'm not talking about the it's-what's-inside-that-counts bullshit some teacher taught you in kindergarten. For one, we are naturally slender (or at least most of us are). We're also less prone to pimples, freckles and spots. These girls look like porcelain dolls on a bad day, which is good.

3. Close-ups are good.

Most of the picture shows a woman deadened. She doesn't have an expression at all! The other third shows a woman in tears. I think it's best not to care about balance and  technicalities. You don't have to, to appreciate the forces at work here. I think, if I was there brushing the tear off her cheek or touching the lead girl's face, it'd feel like touching silk.

By the way, my fave Asian group is SNSD from South Korea and I'm 0% gay. So fuck all you stereotypical people.

Take note, these are only top 3: There are many other reasons, I just don't feel like writing about them anymore. They're freaking innumerable! The question still stands: am I weird for such a fetish? Maybe no, maybe so. But what the hell. We're all individuals.